homeboy wore combat boots to the beach

sadly, audrina had still not had enough after justin-bobby's nonsense 'time tells all tools' diatribe. so, in the latest episode of my oh-so-guilty pleasure "the hills," he actually breaks up with her. what?! and why?! i know you're all asking with bated breath. well, let me 'splain in the fewest amount of words as possible: i think justin-bobby wants audrina to die. how awful. the kid who still thinks those oversized beanies are cool broke up with audrina by leaving her motorcycle helmet on the couch of somebody's beach house. see? he does want her dead. he might as well have put a horse head in bed next to her. at least he'll have his music career.

rip audrina

"how it should have been"