flower power

i got sucked into "meerkat manor" yesterday/saturday morning. i just couldn't stop watching. why? maybe because mitch is so handsome. or maybe because flower is such a ho. (honestly, she had pups like a few months ago, she just had another batch of 'em, and today's latest episode said she's prego again! ho.) or maybe, just maybe, because it tugs at the heartstrings. i think that's the reason. sophie and mitch and another kat got separated from the whiskers clan along with flower's newest pups. the nameless one (i can't remember his name, but he's a ho too) runs off with some floozy from one of the other clans, leaving sophie and mitch to care for the pups. mitch then takes it upon himself to go find the whiskers and lead them to sophie and the pups. blah blah blah, sophie has to care for the pups in the midst of a meerkat war--between the whiskers and the zappas (whose leader's name is frank, and don't worry that it took me the entire episode to realize his name was frank zappa, i'm a quick one)--taking them below the surface. into the zappas underground lair! oh no! to make a long, drawn-out story about rodents short...the pups don't die, the whiskers gain control of the zappas prime feeding grounds and, as aforementioned, flower is pregnant yet again. i know. watching this makes me a dork, so in turn...



morgan and i watched like four hours of "the hills" last night. and i realized something: heidi is dumb. not just your average run-of-the-mill everyday hollywood blonde dumb; she is moronically disastrously dumber than a box. spencer is just plain ugly. and they are perfect for each other. i don't see why lauren doesn't have the power to kick the both of them off the show. afterall, it really is HER show; SHE's the reason any of these foolios are on tv in the first place. if i were her, i would keep whitney, lo, frankie (even though i have no idea what his part of the story is, but i'm sure it's integral, and even though i couldn't in my wildest dream pick him out of a popped-collar puka shell necklace frosted tips line-up), jason (who has surprisingly turned his life around, and i am positive that was a direct result of his ridiculous stint on "exposed"), and perhaps audrina (although i'm not sure i like her yet). those i would remove: loser and loserette, brody "i'll never have a real job/relationship/life ever because i'm just going to live off my mom's fortune," jen bunney, and justin-bobby (he ranks up there with heidi in retardation). anyway, i can't wait for this season to really get off the ground. i especially can't wait for lauren and jason's run-in with l&l. if jason doesn't punch loser right in the ugly mug, i might lose all respect for him. or maybe gain more respect for him. time will tell.