she's alive!

yeah yeah, i get it. i haven't posted in like, well, two weeks--sue me--so this is a little posty just for you, big sis, to prove i'm still alive and kickin'. (even though i talked to you like once today and twice yesterday. i digress...)
all i really want to say, before returning you to your regularly scheduled program, is this:
ARE YOU WATCHING THIS? ARE YOU WATCHING SC LOSE (so far, still 2nd quarter) TO UNRANKED CORVALLIS-BASED OREGON STATE? ARE YOU? BECAUSE IF YOU ARE NOT, AND YOU ARE INSTEAD READING THIS LAME EXCUSE FOR A BLOG POST, PUT DOWN THE LAPPY AND GO WATCH YOU SOME GOOD OLD-FASHIONED SC BUTT KICKING. IT'S MAKING MY DAY; ANYTIME AN UNDERDOG AND SO-CALLED "GIANT KILLER" IS ROUTING THE TOP-RANKED TROJANS, I'M A HAPPY GIRL. EVEN IF IT MEANS MY HUBS RUNS OFF WITH HIS HANDS OVER HIS HEAD SCREAMING "NO, I'M NOT CRYING! SHUT-UP! I HATE YOU, OREGON STATE! YOU STUPID BEAVERS! I! HATE! YOU!"
it's okay, i will console him later. the trojans didn't mean to break your heart tonight (even if for just those brief two quarters (maybe more?!)). they apologized via sanchez using the f-word and leaving the field with their heads making sure their feet didn't trip up the way they did those first two quarters. they promised to make it up to you and pummel oregon next week at home, in your hometown coliseum. please accept their apologies. now, will you pleasey please dry those tears and take me to bed? i'm all tuckered out after cheering so ecstatically for those stupid beavers.

show pitch

mor and i have decided spencer "the pratt" pratt should star in his own tv show. we also have decided it should be called "guess how many people i can alienate in 30min or less."

even barney hates this tool. see how he's trying to push the homo away?
do you think mtv would go for it? pick it up as a fall option? maybe? a girl can dream...
did anyone watch this week's episode of "the hills"? seriously, heidi, you got mad at your sister because your worthless fiancee/boyfriend/gay roommate kicked her out of your apt and she didn't wait around to talk to you about it? that's like the women who get more upset with the woman their man is cheating with than their man who is doing the cheating. "the hills" are alive with the sound of stupid. and i love it!

ps don't worry: brody and doug DID get out of jail finally. phew! that was a close one. you know how those casino jails can be. ("21" anyone? getting roughed up by scary samuel l? yeah. you know what i'm talking about.)

color of the day: teal

or seafoam. or any color in the minty-greenish blue family. i was stuck behind (1) a two-door teal (with hot pink accents) tracker with one of the oldest men i've ever seen (alive) behind the wheel, going 25mph down a 35mph street; (2) a seafoamy chevy s10 lowrider going 30mph on a 45mph street; and (3) a brown neon (oh the irony) with full bodykit and grapefruit shooter, who just could NOT turn right on red. against his religion or something like that. it was quite the drive home, if you didn't pick that up.
moral of the story: by the time i got home, the only color i was seeing was red.

this is nothing against the green bullet, dr wall, may she rest in peace.

"it's nudey town"

who doesn't love mr monk?! oh, YOU don't love mr monk? well, who asked YOU anyway? and furthermore, how can you NOT love a man who uses phrases like "that's enough to make me LOL...out loud" and "it's nudey town"???
if you hadn't guessed what i'm up to this torrentially rainy labor day, now you don't have to. "monk" marathon. god bless the usa (network).