i can see why morgan, as well as my entire family (minus my mom, who is right onboard with me on this), say i should be an 80yr old woman. i sit around with my dog and watch endless hours of "matlock," "murder she wrote" and "golden girls." i am, as we speak, partaking of a "matlock" i've never seen. now, you should understand what a fete this is for me; in my 25 years of loving and watching the old man in the light blue suit, there's hardly an episode i've missed. (i even scheduled my senior year around going home for lunch to watch "matlock." pathetic? some may say so. i thought it was pure genius.)
