question of the day #39

what are the odds i would be arrested if i were to post up at our bedroom window and shoot bbs at the neighborkids who think our backyard is their playground?

(i have found them playing hide and seek behind our trash can (in which there is poop : penny poop and porter poop and sometimes even finn poop; who wants to hide there?!), sliding down finn's slide, kicking around finn's soccer ball and most recently playing in finn's pool and with his pool toys. i have finally become the crotchety old neighborlady who shoos kids out of her yard with a broom. well, i haven't used a broom on them yet. perhaps i should try that before i bust out the bbs, hmm?)