show pitch

mor and i have decided spencer "the pratt" pratt should star in his own tv show. we also have decided it should be called "guess how many people i can alienate in 30min or less."

even barney hates this tool. see how he's trying to push the homo away?
do you think mtv would go for it? pick it up as a fall option? maybe? a girl can dream...
did anyone watch this week's episode of "the hills"? seriously, heidi, you got mad at your sister because your worthless fiancee/boyfriend/gay roommate kicked her out of your apt and she didn't wait around to talk to you about it? that's like the women who get more upset with the woman their man is cheating with than their man who is doing the cheating. "the hills" are alive with the sound of stupid. and i love it!

ps don't worry: brody and doug DID get out of jail finally. phew! that was a close one. you know how those casino jails can be. ("21" anyone? getting roughed up by scary samuel l? yeah. you know what i'm talking about.)