top five - take 2

the 5 most amazing things i saw/heard today:
5. a really super cool (including body kit and spoiler) purple eclipse with personalized plate reading "poopie" - yeah, your car is just that, a poo pie
4. a book at borders entitled tales of a chinese grandmother, which made me think of this guy which reminded that he's getting married in august (hooray, ahmikelau!)
3. my reflection in the mirror of the outfit i changed into after work; black uggs, cutoff nike sweats, blue colts longsleeve, light blue zip-up hoodie, unbrushed ponytail bun (even mor commented, "nice all-day give-ups*")
tie for first. i'll let the public decide its favorite...
1. the words of a girl at my office "i had to smell his scrotum"
1. a durango that was riding my tail all down center st got pulled over by...ready for this?...the bike police! they were wearing fluorescent yellow vests and biking shorts and their bikes were equipped with a little police blinker light on the front, which they turned on as they pulled the poor girl over.

*this is what mor calls sweatpants, of any kind. it stems from the boys at work not wanting to get ready for the day after workouts. (i guess i was an all-day give-up kinda gal all through high school. and college. and still am on weekends. and after work. and...)

also, it was this girl's birthday yesterday. pop over and wish her a belated one.