i would like to take this opportunity to share with everyone that, whilst dining on lovely fish tacos tonight with my beloved, we were witnesses to one of the worst fashion blunders since coolots and hightops: the jort made an appearance at magleby's fresh. can you even believe it?! jorts? and not only were they jorts, they were diesel brand jorts. i know what you're thinking (a) what are jorts? and (b) diesel makes whatever jorts are? here are your answers to (a) jorts are the unthinkable combination/contraction of jeans and shorts and (b) yes, diesel does make them. i found this picture hot off the press and runway for diesel's latest 2008 spring fashion show...
love the combo, gay jorter. the jean jacket paired with the jort really makes a statement. nobody thinks you like other boys, i promise.
this next picture is more how we everyday-sort-of-folk experience the jort in action...
way to go, picnic jorter. is there some perrier you have in that cooler of yours? or maybe just your dignity and fashion sense?
in closing i would like to thank mtv's "next" for giving us this clever term. here's to you, "next" guys who didn't win the date but won my heart with your jort antics. here here!
I cringe whenever I see denim on a man exposing lower leg.
ReplyDeleteThe jort needs to go.
Diesel is for people who don't have asses anyway. It needs to go too.