rip life of reilly

can you believe this benedict arnold? this judas priest? this traitor? he's dumping his longtime si to join the bigger, badder espn the mag. after 22+yrs, he's bringing his relationship with the classy si to a close. it made me sad to read that he was leaving their last page, and then i was horribly outraged to learn he was "trading up." stupid espn, stealing everyone worth stealing. (i can't think of any examples; my mind is filled with anger, not names of other faceless deserters of the one who gave them life.) hate them. when i vented to mor about the situation, he reminded me that i really only read si for rick reilly; "and 'sign of the apocalypse' and 'they said it,'" i added, defeated. so now i must accept this unacceptable behaviour and join the millions of goons who subscribe to espn the mag. talk about bandwagoning. this is the worst feeling ever. (besides the time that i hit tristan's mustang and didn't fess up until he asked me. i miss him.) i hope you're happy, reilly. (no, really, i really DO hope you're making the change because it will enrich your life, not just your pocketbook.)